Today...

Was FUCKING weird. The weather was lovely, warm and balmy, upon leaving my house I ran straight into a midget. I don't know know what that was supposed to mean, all I know is a boy called me beautiful last night, which NEVER happens and then on the way home today after work, some complete ASS hit me on the head with a rock. I feel kinda dizzy and weird and just ate a mountain of fries to console myself that I have brain damage.