Sunday, January 01, 2006

Random Ramblings

On Friday at work, an asian gentleman could not provide me with accurate and enough information for me to give him any information on his account, so I told him, he would have to call back.

He proceeded to yell at me, (with a HUGE barely discernable accent), "You so mean! You so nasty!"

I got a lapdance (unvoluntarily, I really had NO choice) from a gay friend of mine who is HOT incidentally, but I still was not interested. Then he asked me for a blow job. I was like, "Hello, did you forget you're gay?" He then proceeded to try and convince me he'd never been gay. (Sure, buddy...) I told him to lay off the crack.


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