Random Ramblings

On Friday at work, an asian gentleman could not provide me with accurate and enough information for me to give him any information on his account, so I told him, he would have to call back.

He proceeded to yell at me, (with a HUGE barely discernable accent), "You so mean! You so nasty!"

I got a lapdance (unvoluntarily, I really had NO choice) from a gay friend of mine who is HOT incidentally, but I still was not interested. Then he asked me for a blow job. I was like, "Hello, did you forget you're gay?" He then proceeded to try and convince me he'd never been gay. (Sure, buddy...) I told him to lay off the crack.