DISHWASHER

Sabrina: Oh I am using the dishwasher again, just thought I would share
I'm obsessed

greg: you may have to wed that thing

Sabrina: I know
Sorry Lee, I've been having an affair - with the dishwasher

greg: need a real man

Sabrina: Nah - he is all man

greg: the dishwasher just does everything for me

Sabrina: Heehee
Sadly it doesn't

greg: you could always have boy do the dishes then no need for the machine
this of course is if he gets jealous about the amount of attention you give the machine

Sabrina: lol. You are too funny