Street Epiphanies

As I was wandering along Wellington today, at the street fair/sidewalk sale, I realized a few important things: I am automatically suspicious of people with bad eyebrows, have a mistrust of people with Hitler mustaches and extremely obese people also concern me. Should I see someone who has all of these characteristics at once, I might just expire on the spot.

I also think it was a highly intellectual and commendable thing that the cashier put my Draino and juice in the same plastic bag.