Relationship

I sometimes have to wonder about people's fascination with my relationship.

My parents "harass" me about the when's of a) am I getting married and b) having children.

A former acquaintance said to me today, "I am amazed you've been sticking with the same penis for so long." (And that is pretty much verbatim.)

And my friend's drunken Polish father last night at a holiday dinner, having just met us both pretty much, "When are you two going to stop just fucking around and get married?"

I didn't know the intricacies of it all could be so compelling and interesting to so many people.