Sunday, March 13, 2005

The Funniest Start to My Day!

dude, I just checked my email...
and single christians in my area want to meet ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am sooooooooooooooooooooooooo hooked up...
got me some me some christians....
and you can't have none, possibly due to either you being a closet Jew or hanging out with homosexual sinners every weekend at the after-hours
got me some christians ... has notified me that I have FIVE NEW CONTACTS waiting to hear from me!!!
all these people want a piece of mEthan...
between the free viagra folks, the single christians and the people I supposedly went to high school with, man, I don't think Im EVER gonna get bored.
laugh all you want, when I'm sipping non alcoholic champagne with my old high school chums as we read the bible and try to adjust our viagra fed erections so they dont push directly out of our pants, well, then you'll wish you hadn't balked at such an infamous person.


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