Today...

I woke up lying across my bed on top of all the crap I piled on it yesterday afternoon. Fully clothed. Like as in boots and winter jacket STILL ON.

I can't find my house keys and I spent $100?! After already getting drunk at home AND getting free drinks all night.

Oh well, I didn't go out the rest of the weekend, so I suppose it is ok. I had a blast and danced with the hot lighting guy. (Of course he's gay.)

This was me at one point I think:



I think I'm a genius today as I keep coming up with gems like, "Where are the people who know ANYTHING around here?!"