Get Your Porn Star Name

Once upon a time, I was sent a link to EXPORNSTAR and you could put in your actual name and they would dub you with your PORN star name. Mine was "The Mouth of the South". Which I suppose isn't all that bad. I like my mouth and using it... But I'm not a southerner by any stretch of imagination... (By the way, that feature is no longer activated.)

But being the concerned person that I am, I decided it was my mission tonight to find other sites for you, the reader, who I love so very much, which would provide you with the same service. Cuz we all know how very important it is to know what your PORN star name is/should be!

Thanks to Jason Schock, I can also now be known as "Kinky Hump"...



And OKCupid has an entire test for you to figure out what your name should be - here are my results:

"Lil Miss Spread-Em" Congratulations, you scored 30, you know what's good for you, a whole lotta fucking... and you know how to spread 'em.... like BUTTA! You like to get freaky, but just with the right people. You have a good sense of what others want and know just how to give it to them. But you don't settle just for that. You LOVE receiving just as much! It takes a lot for you to deny sexual desires, but you have the willpower in certain circumstances... unlike Lil Miss Fuckanything!