SKETCHBALL

Ironically, or perhaps this was a well calculated move, this is Urban Dictionary's word of the day. And now the definiton:

a. A person that is so involved in drugs, alcohol, sex, and general debauchery above what is conceiveably possible.
b. A shady character.
c. Someone that appears to have no moral judgment, self-respect, or general hygiene to the point where he/she is a total laughingstock that must be avoided.

And another reason why Greg is one of my favorite people EVER, "What is that, a half human?!" upon seeing The Troll. (And for anyone who knows Greg, they know the utter disdain and cuntiness with which this was loudly proclaimed.