Letter to the Simpering Idiot

Dear SI,

You annoy me at work by being stupid. But you're also one of those girls who I feel give girls a BAD name. You drape yourself over things, desks and men usually, to try and use your "sex appeal" to get what you want or to just not be told off for how stupid and incompetent you are.

Please SI, stop wearing so much perfume that I get a migraine that lasts me until the next day.

I am sure you are a "nice" girl, but you need to stop being such a SI and consider other people around you.

Thank you.