PetPeeves

People who know you don't like you and stalk you with their gazes.

Simpering bitches. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

Fat people - I'm sorry but they are often a) smelly and b) crush me.

Girls (hey, actually guys too) who speak with that "Yo I'm so bad ghetto-cized" accent that's so contrived it's ridiculous. You are not so bad and definitely not all that. Oh wait, you iz NONE of that. Fo' shizzle my nizzle.

Rant on!