Monday, November 14, 2005

Weekend Update

(And no, not with Kevin Neelan)

I was stuck on a bus with a retard. And not just any retard, this one was a cross between the Michelin Man and Carrot Top. If you're as large as a house, shouldn't you pay attention to those around you, i.e. BE CONSIDERATE?!

Every time I take the commuter train in/around Boston, I think of Good Will Hunting.

Worcester is SKATCH. (Well just a first impression, but woah.)

Sephora is the adult woman's candy store.

Men who can cook are HOT - well this one was hot anyway.

Dave Chapelle's use of derogatory terms and general insanity makes me very happy.

Play fighting/wrestling is highly underrated.

Not going out to a club and being stone cold sober all weekend CAN be fun.

Having street meat and fourbucks is a tasty treat.

It's really nice to wake up next to someone and also to fall asleep with someone holding you.

Make sure you have music on your MP3 player before you leave on a trip as there is only so much reading a person can do or will want to do.

Birds poop A LOT.

Just when you think you've seen the most road construction you've ever seen in your life at one time, Boston has to re-define that.

There's nothing wrong with being wasted drunk and letting a hot tranny hit on you.

Ok, so that's the weekend recap.


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

im glad to hear you were "wasted drunk" while being "stone cold sober"

9:40 PM  

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