Old Time Religion

It was a religious experience. It was like being in a gospel church, but much more spiritual. I didn't want the day to end. And at the end, I got "the nod". Being recognized by someone I admire so much was definitely a high light of my weekend. (And probably life, if we're being honest here.)

Can I get a witness?! The reverend Knuckles was definitely preaching and I think I saw a few conversions, a few souls saved...

I Might Just Spontaneously Combust

Since it's Mother's Day, one has to do what one's mother wants, right? Well my mother wants me to go to CHURCH. *GASP* Something I have not done in AGES.
Which in itself would be traumatizing enough, BUT...

And this is a good one folks.

I ONLY HAVE A SHIRT HERE FROM THE CLUB I WORK AT.



Which is not exactly church wear. I mean it's just a t-shirt, but a dance club that's open "after-hours"?

I may just get struck down by lightning today for being too sacriligeous.

Not To Shock You

Not to ruin your stellar impressions of me, and this is not for the faint of heart. Parental discretion SHOULD be advised but we all know you're bad kids and won't listen anyway.

RED MEAT MAKES ME HAVE EXTREME FLATULENCE.

There. I said it. Now you'll scorn me for the rest of your natural days.