Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Thoughts of the Day...

I was told today at work that I am haunted.

I was also told that I should watch educational porn.

Reason #291 My New Roommate Rules

Last night we were watching "Surface" and she commented, "Nothing like a tsunami to break up an angry mob."

And today is going to be a great day, I can just tell. I mean, how could it not be since I got an email from "I am easy" with subject line "you need a F*ckFriend".

Monday, January 30, 2006


I hate listening to (and smelling) people defecate. Seriously people, WHAT exactly are you eating for your ass to smell quite that badly?!


Yes sometimes (Actually, I am not going to lie) A LOT of the time, I really want to punch people.) We have now reached the bitchy indignant idiot section of my day and therefore I am not having it. Ugh.

Life Lessons...

The biggest one lately for me (and I think it has been a long time coming) is to only be around people who matter. I've noticed how much happier I am and how much better life is going now that I've cut a lot of people out and only really devoting my time and energy to the people who deserve it.

It is hard though when old friends snub you or even treat you badly. Or at worst, even slander you and try to hurt you. I have no time for people like that, or even those who associate with them. Hypocrites and liars.

So to those who are my true friends, and you know who you are - here's to a better brighter year than last!

Saturday, January 28, 2006

I Love My Friends

I was telling one of my friends about how I had to move since my old roommate (AlbinoBitch) thought our energies weren't aligned. My friend, Annabelle said this, "Align this bitch!" I had to laugh. I was telling my mover (incidentally, HOT) about how I wanted to go back and punch her out after I was done moving, and he wanted me to film it. He called her the WhiteyBitch without even knowing of her other nickname.

Larry helped me move the last dregs of my things today (and it was a good thing AlbinoBitch wasn't around as he would have probably smacked her) and then he took me out for supper. We went and got Chinese and he told me, "When you read your fortune, always add "in bed" at the end." And it's true, it ALWAYS seems to work.

Example: "Your success in life must be earned with earnest efforts.... in bed."

"Your happiness is intertwined with your outlook on life.... in bed."

So once again, Larry is right.

As I was carrying my mirror down the stairs today, I was hoping I wouldn't fall and break it, therefore causing myself seven years of bad luck. Although, if I could make it retroactive, I'd be owed.

And those are my thoughts and ramblings for today!

Tonight it's dancefloor time and Morales!!!!!!

Friday, January 27, 2006

It Really IS True.

As the saying goes, "A good man is hard to find and a hard man is good to find." Well INCREDIBLY enough, I think I've found both. Yay for me! Perhaps the tides are changing.

Thursday, January 26, 2006

When Animals Go Wrong...

This looks like a new FOX Special in the making. Perhaps it's not only the human animals that have become inherently corrupt.

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Calm in the Storm

I know, I KNOW, that it's the calm BEFORE the storm. But my life has been stormy as of late and the one thing that has kept me going is the calm in the midst of the madness.

I've been blessed to have a place to go and hide and feel wanted and where I've been able to laugh and get away from this all. I've been blessed also to have a good friend help me out with the extra costs all this has incurred for me. I've also been blessed to have people help me out in little ways helping everything add up to bigger ways.

So to all those out there who've been my guardian angels. Thank you. From the very bottom of my heart.

Monday, January 23, 2006

Well Then...

*&%$#! says:
well whenever I see you walking by at work I just want to fuck your brains out no matter what

*Names have been changed to protect the innocent.

And I dunno, it's not like I look like this at work:

Moving On

2006 has been nothing if not an already tumultuous year. Between the death of a friend, another friend getting robbed, another's condo burning down, breaking up with JB and then having to move a month after moving, it's been a rough three weeks! I'm tired and tired and tired!

But I firmly believe EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON. If I didn't, I would not have survived my life thus far. But considering I only got told on Saturday that I would have to find a new place to live, I am quite HAPPY to announce that I have found a new home already. I already have my new keys and can start moving any time now. YAY!

I was so not looking forward to the actual looking and then packing and moving. I insisted on being given AT LEAST a month to find a new place, but as luck would have it, the first place I looked at, I jumped at the chance to take. A bit more than I had hoped to spend on rent, but since I realize more and more that home is essential to feeling good and happy. So the extra cost is definitely worth it.

So I am moving to Verdump. Yes, I never thought I'd live there, I even swear that once I vowed never to live there, but it's a great place, all new and lovely and clean. A quiet street but really close to the Metro, it only took me 25 minutes to get there, so should take about 15 minutes to get to work. And 10 minutes to get to my other current destination of choice. ;)

This week will therefore be spent packing up my life (again) and resettling into a new home. I'm sick of it honestly, but NEW GIRL seems cool and sympathized with me on the issues I am currently facing with AlbinoBitch. She seems really cool, respectful and chill. I hope I've got that right because I'm due some good things and people in my life.

Saturday night is Morales - I will be moved by then FOR SURE. The weekend after is my big brother's 30th birthday. So I absolutely need to have my move done at that point.

Wish me luck and if you're up to it, help me pack a box or two. I'm looking very much forward to leaving AlbinoBitch high and dry. She'll know I'm leaving when the movers show up.

Saturday, January 21, 2006

Fcuk You Hippies!

My new roommate has informed me that I have to move out as our lives are not compatible and also her friend is going to move in. I insist that she give me until at least March and I am NOT moving out until I find a place that I like and want to live in. FCUK YOU!

Although I am unhappy as I did really NOTHING to upset her, whereas she has loud drunken sex with her ex, fighting and crying and monopolizes the rest of the apartment whereas I stay in my room ALL the time, I am happy since there will be no more hippie fests in ANY apartment I move to. I'd rather slit my wrists. I love the location though, so I am going to try really hard to find a location that is similar.

In the immortal words of Cartman, "Screw you hippies!" and lesson learnt: Never trust a person who doesn't eat meat. At least my Lilith Fair Twilight Zone episode is OVER.

Heeheehee - Larry Makes Me Laugh...

Larry is coming over and we're going to go eat. Again. Woah. He made me laugh (as he usually does, since he said he's a


Yes You Have Earned It

You have reached Pie Status Level, LB. You will get an entire home-baked pie by yours truly (which makes it EXTRA special) and also this:

That's right kids, he gets a coveted GOLD STAR.

Oh, why do I love you?

Oh sock puppets, why do I love you so? You've been a long time part of my life. From Mankind's friend (on Wrestling)to this guy:

to dear ol' Ed.

Although I think Ed is the man, um, er, sock, of my dreams, since he's such a bitch. I love him really.

My Favorite Jeans

I love these beyond words.


Some days, especially when I log into hi5, I think I should move to Turkey. I really know nothing about that country, but there are over 500 men on hi5 who apparently want me.

I could rule that country with my looks. I don't know if I'm anything special or if they just have a voracious appetite. But either way, I've gotten marriage proposals and job offers. It might, just might, be something to consider.

My Future Home

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Set Free

Thank you for setting me free. Free from continuing a relationship that was headed no where. Thank you for confirming that you weren't the man I needed you to be. Thank you for proving your selfishness, your judgementalism, your insecurities and your projections of them on me, your paranoia, your utter worthlessness in my life. Thank your for showing me that I deserve better and that you were unable and unwilling to give it to me. Thank you for proving your lack of morals and consideration for others.

I am free. I came out with a few scars. (Who doesn't get a scar from a DOG BITE!?)

I am a better person for it. Karma is a bitch baby. And don't worry, people will know what you are. You can't lie to them and yourself forever. You said I made you feel like an asshole. If the shoe fits, wear it.

Friday, January 13, 2006


Yes, this IS for real. I actually met someone who I think is real cool and he also remembers this:


Oh yah, ABC in the 80's baby!!!

Thursday, January 12, 2006

What's Your Fame And Fortune?

Sabrina, you're likely to find fame and fortune in the Social World

You're a natural bridge to any number of situations. Whether introducing one group of friends to another, or finding a way to get through to someone others have written off, you've got an exceptional knack for really connecting with ideas, concepts, and people.

Some might be attracted to your fun-loving charisma, others might prefer your thoughtfulness, and still others might find a champion in the way you fight for the underdog. Regardless, one thing is clear, you're a people person. So put it to use!

With your skills, you're most likely to find fame and fortune in a joint pursuit with others. If you love the challenge of getting 100 people to show up for a party, maybe event planning is something you should look into. If you prefer to talk the talk and generate buzz, maybe public relations is more up your alley. But if you have your own ideas, you just might want to start an outdoor adventure school for troubled kids or an international exchange program for families. Just remember: Your options are limitless.

So get out there! The world is waiting for the next reality show host, or gossip columnist, or family therapist, or motivational speaker, or...

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Favorite Photo

This is one of my all-time favorite photos. I love the reality of it and it reminds me of when our dog had puppies. (They looked very similar.) I love puppies and their delicious cuteness.

Miss Thing...

You are wrong. This is not the truth. I am reminded of the age old adage,

"The bigger the hair, the smaller the brain."

Sorry sweetie, but some things are true and some are not.

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Get Your Fortune

Clickity click the picture to see what the future has in store for you.

Monday, January 09, 2006


I woke up lying across my bed on top of all the crap I piled on it yesterday afternoon. Fully clothed. Like as in boots and winter jacket STILL ON.

I can't find my house keys and I spent $100?! After already getting drunk at home AND getting free drinks all night.

Oh well, I didn't go out the rest of the weekend, so I suppose it is ok. I had a blast and danced with the hot lighting guy. (Of course he's gay.)

This was me at one point I think:

I think I'm a genius today as I keep coming up with gems like, "Where are the people who know ANYTHING around here?!"

Sunday, January 08, 2006

Turn Off

One of my biggest turn offs is a man who cannot spell. There is a huge difference between being an illegible bachelor and an eligible one my dear. But since you don't know the difference, it doesn't matter to me anyway what you are.

Thursday, January 05, 2006

Goodbye My Friend

GRISE, Steven. It is with great sorrow that we announce that Steve passed away tragically on Sunday, January 1, 2006 at the age of thirty. Cherished son of Leona Kemp and beloved grandson of Sarah Kemp. He also leaves to mourn his loving father, Gilbert Grise. Predeceased by his grandfather, Leonard Kemp. He will be deeply missed by his sisters Lara (Victor Fangor) and Andrea (Van Devriese) and by his nieces Gabrielle, Alyssa and Jessica. He will be fondly remembered by many friends and relatives, who we thank most sincerely for their love and support. The family will receive condolences at Collins Clarke Funeral Home, 222 Highway 20 (exit 49), Pointe-Claire on Thursday, January 5 from 2 to 5 and 7 to 9 p.m. The funeral service will be held on Friday, January 6 at 2 p.m. at St. Edmund of Canterbury Church, 105 Beaconsfield Blvd., Beaconsfield (Quebec) with a reception to follow in the parish hall. In lieu of flowers, a donation to Asthma Society of Canada would be greatly appreciated by the family.

I am happy that the last time I spent with Steve was a happy one. Last Wednesday night at Parking we danced the night away to Steve Travolta. He was in a great mood and I was happy to see him.

Another soul taken from us much too soon. RIP brother.


This Year Just Keeps Getting Better and Better!

CANCER (June 21–July 22): There's no delicate way to say this, so please stop reading and come back next week if you're offended by graphic references to pleasure. According to my analysis of the long-term astrological omens, you're on tap to experience more orgasms in 2006 than you have in any previous year. On average, your climaxes are also likely to be longer and more intense. Other varieties of bliss, rapture, and joy will probably occur at record levels as well. Think you can handle it?

Oh I DEFINITELY am up for this!!!

Sunday, January 01, 2006

I Do Love Them So

I really do love my little crack monkeys. How they make me laugh and how they dance.

Random Ramblings

On Friday at work, an asian gentleman could not provide me with accurate and enough information for me to give him any information on his account, so I told him, he would have to call back.

He proceeded to yell at me, (with a HUGE barely discernable accent), "You so mean! You so nasty!"

I got a lapdance (unvoluntarily, I really had NO choice) from a gay friend of mine who is HOT incidentally, but I still was not interested. Then he asked me for a blow job. I was like, "Hello, did you forget you're gay?" He then proceeded to try and convince me he'd never been gay. (Sure, buddy...) I told him to lay off the crack.