A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words...

Really I do think this picture says it all:



Happy New Year. He's to a new start, new loves in my life, new challenges, a new and happier me.

Hope 2006 is a great year for us all!

I really, really

Like vacuuming, but I am hella jealous of that suction.

Steve Travolta

How much do I LOVE this man? He is a gorgeous being, so full of love, happiness and plays the BEST music I have heard in my life. I definitely have to go see this lovely man in NYC soon!

The song of the evening and I am happy that I got to dance to it with Steve.


And this picture most DEFINITELY does not do Steve justice!

MARY J. BLIGE LYRICS

Be Without You


I wanna be with you, gotta be with you, need to be with you
(Oh, oh, oh, oh)
I wanna be with you, gotta be with you, need to be with you
(Oh, oh, oh, oh)
Oooo (oh, oh, oh, oh) oooo

Chemistry was crazy from the get-go
Neither one of us knew why
We didn't deal nothing overnight
Cuz a love like this takes some time
People start off as a phase
Said we can't see that
Now from top to bottom
They see that we did that (yes)
It's so true that (yes)
We've been through it (yes)
We got real sh** (yes)
See baby we been...

Too strong for too long (and I can't be without you baby)
And I'll be waiting up until you get home (cuz I can't sleep without you baby)
Anybody who's ever loved, ya know just what I feel
Too hard to fake it, nothing can replace it
Call the radio if you just can't be without your baby

I got a question for ya
See I already know the answer
But still I wanna ask you
Would you lie? (no)
Make me cry? (no)
Do somethin' behind my back and then try to cover it up?
Well, neither would I, baby
My love is only your love (yes)
I'll be faithful (yes)
I'm for real (yes)
And with us you'll always know the deal
We've been...

Too strong for too long (and I can't be without you baby)
And I'll be waiting up until you get home (cuz I can't sleep without you baby)
Anybody who's ever loved, ya know just what I feel
Too hard to fake it, nothing can replace it
Call the radio if you just can't be without your baby

See this is real talk
I'm always stay (no matter what)
Good or bad (thick and thin)
Right or wrong (all day everyday)
Now if you're down on love or don't believe
This ain't for you (no, this ain't for you)
And if you got it deep in your heart
And deep down you know that it's true (come on, come on, come on)
Well, let me see you put your hands up (hands up)
Fellas tell your lady she's the one (fellas tell your lady she's the one, oh)
Put your hands up (hands up)
Ladies let him know he's got you locked
Look him right in his eyes and tell him
We've been...

Too strong for too long (and I can't be without you baby)
And I'll be waiting up until you get home (cuz I can't sleep without you baby)
Anybody who's ever loved, ya know just what I feel
Too hard to fake it, nothing can replace it
Call the radio if you just can't be without your baby

Heeeeeeeeeeeey Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Heeeeeeeeeeeey Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

I wanna be with you, gotta be with you, need to be with you
I wanna be with you, gotta be with you, need to be with you
I wanna be with you, gotta be with you, need to be with you
I wanna be with you, gotta be with you, need to be with you
I wanna be with you, gotta be with you, need to be with you

There's No Place Like Home

Maybe I'll call them my green with envy shoes, but these I bought whilst Christmas shopping. They reminded me of the ruby slippers but they are emerald green. I love them and wore them to work. :)

Please Check Them!

I have no idea what is up with these men of the world today. Perhaps because I had a great upbringing and was taught that men should be strong and act certain ways, these men out there who are all EMOTIONAL CRIPPLES are getting on my nerves.

It seems every man I meet that even slightly interests me is one. And this happens often to my friends as well. What is up with men who hold on to their baggage for SO LONG and refuse to just GET OVER IT ALREADY? I'm sick of them holding on to shitty things that have happened in their lives, letting events make them a VICTIM and not a SURVIVOR.

Anyone who knows me, knows I have been through A LOT in the past 10 years of so. Like more than any one person should be able to withstand. I should be a twisted, VERY bitter person, but I refuse to let myself be a victim of circumstance. I take the lesson, become a stronger person and move on.

Quite frankly, I want a man who can be A MAN. And if you're going to have baggage, please check it - or at least make sure it's Louis Vuitton.

Merry Fcuking Christmas!

Yup, this should say it all.

Bah humbug. LOL - kidding, have a great holiday and remember, as in the words of Garfield the cat, "It's not the getting, it's the giving."

I've Been Saying This For YEARS!

I knew I should have patented it, dammit!

It's All in the Interpretation

I am not an alcoholic. I am a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings, and quite frankly, I am way too busy drinking to waste time on that shit.

Once Again, I Rule!!!

Potentially today was going to be the day from hell. Ever the one to torture myself and create my own hell, I decided moving and Christmas shopping two days for Christmas would be a good plan of action.

Well I pulled it off folks!

Despite being still slightly boozy from my cavorting about town from the night before, I was able to organize and did the move AND the shopping in under FOUR hours.

Unheard of.

World domination will soon ensue.

Are You Going To Hell?

I think I already know the answer to this one!

Update: My score was 223.

200 or over: You are going straight to hell. Yup - right again.

The Eyes - Window To Your Soul

blue eyes - people with blue eyes have the most sex positions and techniques. they're awesome at diversity and trying new things and very rarely will say no to ANY experience. if you have blue eyes and repost this you will learn your favorite technique while having sex in the next 3 days.

brown eyes - people with brown eyes last the longest in bed. . they are very satisfying and love to please and can EXCEED your pleasure standards. if you repost this if you have brown eyes you will have the best sex sometime in the next 5 days.



green eyes - people with green eyes have the most passion put into having sex, they don't have sex with strangers and rarely will have a one night stand, therefore they have lasting relationships with great sex. you will meet the person you're going to spend the rest of your life with if you repost this.

hazel eyes - very mysterious and unpredictable, theyre usually into the leather bondage scene and getting into costumes such as maids, nurses, schoolgirls etc. you never know what's coming next with hazel eyes.

Months

JANUARY:
Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone* always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. one guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. loves music. pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn.

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FEBRUARY:
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.Is horny most of the time.
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MARCH:
Attractive personality. sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. AND ALWAYS HORNY!!!!
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APRIL:
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand.
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MAY
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Totally BADASS. Best person you'll ever meet!
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JUNE:
You've got the best personality (bar none) and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You are probably a massive Burzum fan, and more than likely have an a very attractive partner. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection (that is better than anybody elses from any other month). YOu have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor yourself - hell, youve got the looks for it!!! You are definitely more metal than anyone born in February (especially Simon from Seventh Cross).
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JULY:
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. HOT. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.
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AUGUST:
outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. no self control. kind hearted. self confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. easy to get along with and talk to. has an "everything's peachy" attitude. likes talking and singing. loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be loved. ~Best sex partner anyone could ask for ! hates studying. in need of "that someone". longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or restricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring. always a suspect. playful. mysterious. "charming" or "beautiful" to a special person. stubborn. curious. independent. strong willed. a fighter.

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SEPTEMBER:
Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal and always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves sports, leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic. sexy but has brains.
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OCTOBER:
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all.
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NOVEMBER:
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Very skilled at making love. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Messy, playful, secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind.
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DECEMBER:
This straight-up means ur the most good-looking person possible... better than all of these other months! Loyal and generous. SEXY. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Changing. Fearless

Yes Or No

Oh Yah!

When dirtyfunker was here visiting on our inaugural meeting, I remember turning to him at Stereo and saying, "There is nothing like vindication on the dancefloor in the morning."

Apparently there is nothing like it at work in the afternoon as well. :)

Retouch

An interesting site I happened upon where they show you how photos are retouched. Those models and cover girls aren't all that after all.

Dates

My last two dates have been HORRIBLE.

Date number one kept telling me about how much his boner hurt and would I help him out with it.

Sate number two showed up g-ed out and kept asking me to please touch him.

UGH - what the hell?!

Moving Day

Yes, I am moving. Again. I was only here for a short period of time, but damn, was it ever an eventful period of my life. My last six months here had many good times, but also many very sad ones. I came to realize a few weeks ago that I was not happy here and did not even feel safe really, so I decided to move.

I found a very "sweet" location, near Stereo and Parking and with two great girls. (And one cat.) I have a skylight in my HUGE room and it is SO cheap! I think it will be GREAT living with new people and getting to know them.

I think 2006 is going to be a great year with new friends and a new outlook on life.

My Future...

This is what my horoscope for the next week says. And trust me, it's really applicable. I also had my cards read by my friend, Chia, and it seems I am coming into a renaissance in my life. Which is good and long overdue - imho. 2005 was definitely a very tumultuous time and I'm looking forward to a very different 2006.

CANCER (June 21–July 22): Cancerian hero Nelson Mandela spent 27 years in a South African jail as a political prisoner. Once he was released, he became his country's first democratically elected president, helped abolish its system of apartheid, and won the Nobel Peace Prize. You, my friend, are at a point comparable to the one Mandela was at right before he was freed. Although your confinement hasn't been nearly as dire or as long as his, your release will be pretty glorious. I hope that in the ensuing weeks you will demonstrate at least a fraction of his ability to triumph over the adversity you've had to endure.

Hahahahaha - Christmas Joke

Here you go..

Thanks to RaRa for that one!!!

How Sketchy Are You?

This is Duncan & this is his quiz.

My result:
If you sat on Santa's lap, you'd squirm around until he got a boner, you dirty DIRTY sketch.

Oh please...

Another miracle from g-d, I know I've finally made something of myself when I get a message from a man with a mullet.

Like my friend said, "Nothing like a mullet to brighten ones day."



Although this guy IS kind of cute.

Excuse Me?!

Upon seeing this picture,



I was told by a man I don't even know,

"I want to fuck your legs."

How exactly does one do that?

Drinking

I love the sensation of hold a long necked bottle in my hand. I love the phallic connotations behind it too.

I've decided that henceforth I will be only drinking such beverages as this:

If Only...

I could live in a pagoda by the seaside.



If I were Jesus, I'd turn the ocean into wine.

Thank god this weekend we're going to be driving the bulldozer of bass pirate styles. Maybe it's an amphidozer.

Black Sabrina

Black Sabrina aint just a female, she's a movement
Shapes and defines a whole new territory of thunder, duh, with an "a"
She ain't about actions, she's the ultimate action, mmm hmm
By the time you gave her directions she was already there
Black sabrina will dabble into the wells of the he-she-she-he islands
Dig pyscho sexual
She won't make any promises she can not keep, no
She laughs at your stupid titles or names,
She talks of sexuality, mentality, mortality
Black as a definition of death
Black as Langston Hughes, a space odyssey
Black as a stigma, as a lecture, as a volume, nah

She's phallic clitoral, a vaginal cave with teeth
There are rumors of her non being, inhumanity, unself
There are legends of an inner whiteness, brightness, uptightness
Black Sabrina never pushes nor shoves
She's a foot up your ass
She then questions why you walk so funny,
And utters "punk bitch" under her rum tinted breath
Black Sabrina is a poem, she don't give a damn about your disco dancing, designer prancing, showoffish bullshit.
She already knows what she's about, worth and what she will always add up to.
She might not even be a she
He might not even be a he
Black Sabrina is a fucking riddle, myth, legend, voodoo sorcery
Black Sabrina ain't even urban royal, ain't even intellectual, nor religious
Black Sabrina probably ain't even black
She's periwinkle psychedelic
She was there when the blackout arrived
Do you like her better in jeans?
Do you like her better in jeans?
Do you like her?
Yeah you do
Yeah you like her
She was there when the ultimate blackout arrived
She's a movement
A movement.


I'm not quite sure to think about all of these lyrics. I mean "She's phallic clitoral, a vaginal cave with teeth" - that is just scary!!! The song is SICKINGLY good though... Check it out!

Urban Dictionary

I came across this on a whim, perhaps a wing and a prayer, who really knows.

URBAN DICTIONARY

All the things a regular dictionary doesn't have.

Vindication

There's nothing like being vindicated by your hot ex having a new girlfriend who is a) fat b) kinda dirty looking (and NOT in the good kind of way, but in the, you don't wash kind of way) and c) (most importantly) she has a full 'stach.

Hello girl - you need to get rid of that thing.



Picture of said girlfriend on the bus.

I know I am sooooooooo better than that. Since we split, his taste has been getting worse and worse. He just said Hello to me and looked really wistful. Awww, and as much as he was an ass, he's so damn hot, I might just take him back.

All I can hear is Eddie Murphy, "Girly got a mustache!"

And YES I am evil. See previous "Devil Grrl" post.

Ahoy Matey!

My friend, Dirtyfunker, had an eye operation today. He's going to drive to Montreal from Boston after work and in the middle of a snowstorm. And I quote:

"you better believe ill drive there alone with one eye in a snowstorrm with
one hand tied behind my back. i am a hardcore mother fucker and i need my
record deal and my monterreal:)"

I love this guy...

And to honor his new honorary status, a picture (and maybe I will do an outfit)

Devil Grrl

I was just told this by a colleague at work:

"I trust you, I just don't trust the devil in you."

Probably very smart of him. I was momentarily shocked but then it really all made sense.

Why Why Why

Two thoughts have already come to mind a few times today:

Why are "jolly" people so damn loud? It's not like you can miss them, so please honey, you don't need to draw attention to yourself if that is what you're aiming for.

And wy are there "icstan" pimps in my office?

Dolly Parton Quotes

Personal quotes

"I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde."

"I describe my look as a blend of mother goose, cinderella, and the local hooker!"

"It takes a lot of money to make a person look this cheap!"

"I like to buy clothes that are two sizes too small and then take them in a little."

"I have little feet because nothing grows in the shade."

"If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one."

"I had to get rich so I could afford to sing like I was poor again."

"There are plenty of charities for the homeless. Isn't it time somebody helped the homely?"

"I don't know if I'm supporting them, or they're supporting me." (On her ample bosom)

(on the topic of her bust size) People always ask me if they're mine. Yes, they are...all bought and paid for.

(alluding to her famous bust) If I build another park, it will probably be in Silicon Valley.

"I do have big tits. Always had 'em - pushed 'em up, whacked 'em around. Why not make fun of 'em? I've made a fortune with 'em." (Source: as quoted in the book "The Humour of Sex" by Robert Hale)

If you want to see the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.

"There's a heart beneath the boobs and a brain beneath the wig."

"After Momma gave birth to twelve of us kids, we put her up on a pedestal. It was mostly to keep Daddy away from her."

What Breed of Dog Are You?

Sabrina, you're a Bernese Mountain Dog! No bones about it, you're a good-hearted, people-loving Bernese Mountain Dog. Down-to-earth and loyal, no one works or plays harder than you do. You put your nose to the grindstone when it really counts, but you never neglect your social calendar. Simultaneously strong and sweet, you're very tuned-in to the feelings and needs of the other dogs you run with. Without having to be asked, you always have a helping paw to lend and a sympathetic shoulder to lean on. "Communication" is your middle name, and when that's paired with your unswerving devotion, you get a breed that everyone respects and trusts. Woof!




Awww I'm soooooo adorable!

Yahhhhhhhhhhh Baby!

Song Long Forgotten...

*I just reheard this song today, forgotten how much I loved it.*

Maybe I didn’t treat you
Quite as good as I should have
Maybe I didn’t love you
Quite as often as I could have
Little things I should have said and done
I just never took the time

You were always on my mind
You were always on my mind

Tell me, tell me that your sweet love hasn’t died
Give me, give me one more chance
To keep you satisfied, satisfied

Maybe I didn’t hold you
All those lonely, lonely times
And I guess I never told you
I’m so happy that you’re mine
If I make you feel second best
Girl, I’m sorry I was blind

You were always on my mind
You were always on my mind

Tell me, tell me that your sweet love hasn’t died
Give me, give me one more chance
To keep you satisfied, satisfied

Little things I should have said and done
I just never took the time
You were always on my mind
You are always on my mind
You are always on my mind

World Aids Day

Sobering thoughts:







Read more here.

What's in a Name?

If I had a last name like "Tang" I'd name my daughter "Booty".

How how how...

Can I miss you so much when you don't miss me at all?

Can I have fallen for you?

Can I cry so much?

Can my life continue on when it feels so empty and cold?